WE ARE THE LOBSTER DEFENDERS. WE FEAR NO FONTS AND WE WILL MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD THERMIDOR.
BECAUSE COMIC SANS IS SOOO 1994

Anyone hate on the Lobster and we are gonna bring the pain!! As can be observed from this Betamax copy of The Muppet Show from 1964.

Lobster font - Wikipedia entry

Below, an excerpt (which we strongly disagree with) from the Wikipedia entry for Lobster… 

Lobster (or Nothankyousirimnotusingthatshitonmywebsite) is a script typeface modeled on fonts used in many a Dribble entry, and various other ‘UberCool’ (but not really) websites. The modern Lobster was introduced to the universe in or around 2010AD. It is horrendously overused, and has brought a really bad name to the those poor crustacean folk.

It is is not to be confused with any type of tasteful typeface (*does not include Comic Sans and Papyrus) known to man.

Has recently gained even more exposure on Televisual Media, thanks to the Bafta award winning, and directed by Ken Loach, Wowcher.co.uk adverts.